[AusNOG] [off topic] AUSNOG's "Break Glass in Case of Emergency" :)

Wed Nov 30 14:53:28 EST 2011

There's probably a business in this. A little franchise operation, with a bit of skilling for the security guards scattered across NOCs around the world to operate each local franchise, holding supplies of stuff for rental or purchase. It would be pretty much like shops at petrol stations. With loyalty cards to cover repeat business, a free pack of cableties for every ten purchased...

Training as baristas might also come in handy and be financially viable for these franchise operators/security staff. After all, you can get coffee at a petrol station, too.

Lloyd Wood
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 From: Alistair Weddell <Alistair.Weddell at lonelyplanet.com.au>
To: Rod Veith <rod at rb.net.au>; "ausnog at lists.ausnog.net" <ausnog at lists.ausnog.net> 
Sent: Wednesday, 30 November 2011, 13:52
Subject: Re: [AusNOG] [off topic] AUSNOG's "Break Glass in Case of Emergency" :)

Vending Machine isn't such a crazy idea, especially those that take credit cards... though I don't know how things like fiber sfp's would like being dropped down a shoot XP

Though having the security guard sign out / in items isn't a bad idea, high price tags are sure to ensure swift return of screw drivers!

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From: ausnog-bounces at lists.ausnog.net [mailto:ausnog-bounces at lists.ausnog.net] On Behalf Of Rod Veith
Sent: Wednesday, 30 November 2011 12:22 PM
To: ausnog at lists.ausnog.net
Subject: Re: [AusNOG] [off topic] AUSNOG's "Break Glass in Case of Emergency" :)

The only people I'll willingly allow to stop me leaving somewhere are police/prison guards and even then that might be questionable if I receive a
30 year government housing plan.

I prefer sign in/out and invoiced if not returned (eg $20 price on screwdrivers encourages their return), else vending machine.

Rod

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From: ausnog-bounces at lists.ausnog.net
[mailto:ausnog-bounces at lists.ausnog.net] On Behalf Of Sean K. Finn
Sent: Wednesday, 30 November 2011 11:43 AM
To: 'Don Gould'; 'ausnog at lists.ausnog.net'
Subject: Re: [AusNOG] [off topic] AUSNOG's "Break Glass in Case of Emergency" :)

How about getting the burly security guard to lend it to you, and to not allow you to leave until you sign it back in?

S.

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[mailto:ausnog-bounces at lists.ausnog.net] On Behalf Of Don Gould
Sent: Wednesday, November 30, 2011 9:19 AM
To: ausnog at lists.ausnog.net
Subject: Re: [AusNOG] [off topic] AUSNOG's "Break Glass in Case of Emergency" :)

Could the tools be RFID tagged with sensors on all entry/exit points?

Given the computing power that is likely to be in the building, how about just connecting the CCTV system to the cloud?  You know how many of those little snapie happie cameras can now do face recog?  How about a FLOSS app to do 'tool recog'?

So if some tech drops the tool in his kit by mistake (and I can see a simple honest mistake like that happening), the system just pings the security guard a quick IM and it gets recovered before exiting the building... no harm no foul.

Technology investment to secure a $2 screw driver...  $5b, value of first AUNOG post with video clip of the guy getting searched for said driver...
priceless.

To much? :)

On 30/11/2011 11:48 a.m., James Troy wrote:
> I recall seeing a thread from last year that suggested having a lot of
> these kind of things available from a vending machine inside an
> organised data centre. Still think its a great idea personally, that
> way there is no risk for theft, if you don't have a Phillips head
> screwdriver handy you can buy one from the vending machine. Etc etc.
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> *To:* ausnog at lists.ausnog.net
> *Subject:* Re: [AusNOG] [off topic] AUSNOG's "Break Glass in Case of
> Emergency" :)
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> Now your all just being silly :P
>
> I'm surprised someone hasn't posted this
> <http://memegenerator.net/instance/11753177> already
>
> Bringing it back on topic
>
> Adding to the screwdriver thing - Large Phillips Head (for the cage
> nuts/screws)
> Cage nut applicator
> USB KB + Mouse
> USB flash drive
> Cable testing aparatus.
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> I think a lot of the suggestions, including mine, go more towards an
> on hand tool kit that would find regular use in a DC setting as
> opposed to a purely emergency kit. What I am getting at is a well
> organised DC would likely have a lot of the suggestions on hand in a
> regular tool kit
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> Main issue I see would be making sure people don't accidentally leave
> the DC with pieces of said tool kit and hence the next guy goes to use
> something and ends up having that "Oh shit" moment when the thing he
> needs isn't there.
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> On 30/11/2011 7:47 AM, Matthew wrote:
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> As long as the pool isn't on the roof!
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> Sent from my iPhone.
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> On 30/11/2011, at 6:59, Ankit Agrawal<ankitagrawals at gmail.com>
<mailto:ankitagrawals at gmail.com>  wrote:
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> Seems like the best place to open a data centre will at at the top of
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> a five star hotel... :)
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> Ankit.
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> On 30/11/2011, at 7:15, Wade Roberts<ausnog at acquired-taste.net>
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>     On 2011-11-30, at 2:05, Dobbins, Roland wrote:
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>         On Nov 29, 2011, at 9:04 PM, Skeeve Stevens wrote:
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>             A DC with a cot would actually be nice if someone has to
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equipment... been there, done that.
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