[AusNOG] Merry Christmas all

[Alex Samad - Yieldbroker]

And may your bits not flip ☺



From: AusNOG [mailto:ausnog-bounces at lists.ausnog.net] On Behalf Of Daniel Hood
Sent: Wednesday, 24 December 2014 12:00 PM
To: Matt Perkins
Cc: ausnog mailing list
Subject: Re: [AusNOG] Merry Christmas all

I feel like I might print this off and just use this as a checklist this Christmas on call season.

Dan

On Wed, Dec 24, 2014 at 11:58 AM, Matt Perkins <matt at spectrum.com.au<mailto:matt at spectrum.com.au>> wrote:
Hi All,
 May your data center  condenser fan not freeze.
 May your hard disk heads not park.
 May your file system  not fill up.
 May your SSL cert not expire.
 May your UPS Battery not catch fire.
 May your mail queue not be clogged with spam.
 May your ntp server not be used in a DDOS
 May your routing supervisor not switch.
 May your storm control not activate .
 May your BGP stay converged.
 May your OSPF not flap.

and Most of all may your smallest customer not ring tomorrow as you are about to start carving to get an urgent routing change.

Merry Christmas everyone.

Matt

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