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<p class="MsoNormal"><b><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Tahoma","sans-serif"">From:</span></b><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Tahoma","sans-serif""> AusNOG [mailto:ausnog-bounces@lists.ausnog.net]
<b>On Behalf Of </b>Daniel Hood<br>
<b>Sent:</b> Wednesday, 24 December 2014 12:00 PM<br>
<b>To:</b> Matt Perkins<br>
<b>Cc:</b> ausnog mailing list<br>
<b>Subject:</b> Re: [AusNOG] Merry Christmas all<o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal">I feel like I might print this off and just use this as a checklist this Christmas on call season.<o:p></o:p></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal">Dan <o:p></o:p></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal">On Wed, Dec 24, 2014 at 11:58 AM, Matt Perkins <<a href="mailto:matt@spectrum.com.au" target="_blank">matt@spectrum.com.au</a>> wrote:<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">Hi All,<br>
May your data center condenser fan not freeze.<br>
May your hard disk heads not park.<br>
May your file system not fill up.<br>
May your SSL cert not expire.<br>
May your UPS Battery not catch fire.<br>
May your mail queue not be clogged with spam.<br>
May your ntp server not be used in a DDOS<br>
May your routing supervisor not switch.<br>
May your storm control not activate .<br>
May your BGP stay converged.<br>
May your OSPF not flap.<br>
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and Most of all may your smallest customer not ring tomorrow as you are about to start carving to get an urgent routing change.<br>
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Merry Christmas everyone.<span style="color:#888888"><br>
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<span class="hoenzb">Matt</span><br>
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<span class="hoenzb">/* Matt Perkins</span><br>
<span class="hoenzb"> Direct 1300 137 379 Spectrum Networks Ptd. Ltd.</span><br>
<span class="hoenzb"> Office 1300 133 299 <a href="mailto:matt@spectrum.com.au" target="_blank">matt@spectrum.com.au</a></span><br>
<span class="hoenzb"> Level 6, 350 George Street Sydney 2000</span><br>
<span class="hoenzb"> PGP/GNUPG Public Key can be found at <a href="http://pgp.mit.edu" target="_blank">
http://pgp.mit.edu</a></span><br>
<span class="hoenzb">*/</span><br>
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<span class="hoenzb">_______________________________________________</span><br>
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