[AusNOG] munnari.oz.au

[John Edwards]

From: dns at dns.god
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
Subject: The Holy DNS Commandments
Date: 22 Aug 1995 06:13:04 GMT

And behold, there were great thunder and lightnings, and the mighty prophet
Gehofrey came down from the temple of Munnari and told Children of AU that
the Lord God Kre had vouchedsafe unto them these Holy Commandments, graven
upon stone tablets:-

1. Thou SHALT NOT send DNS information to the Lord God Kre's personal
mailbox, lest the Wrath of the Lord Kre be kindled and wax hot against thee.

2. Thou shalt format thy request in a mysterious format known unto none
save the holiest priesthood of the order of DNS, that thy days may be long
in the domain that the Lord Kre hath given thee.

3. If thy requests be incorrectly seconded or ill formatted, thou shalt NOT
be added to the root AU domain but shalt be forever cast out of the named
boot into the outer darkness where there is great weeping and wailing and
gnashing of teeth.

4. Thine entries must be DNS walkable, or naught shall be delegated.

5. Thou shalt wait in vain for a reply. Ever.

6. If the Lord deigneth to reply at all, it is because thou art incredibly
stupid, dullwitted, blind and slow of understanding, and comprehendeth not
such simple DNS concepts; therefore shall He quote thee large inscriptions
of the Holy DNS Bible, so that thy mailbox runneth over.

7. If not large inscriptions of the Holy DNS Bible, then large inscriptions
of the sacred RFC tomes.

8. Thou shalt not complain about the Lord's ineffable doings or
Commandments in news; "My Ways are not your ways, neither are My Thoughts
your thoughts" saith the Lord Kre, and He shall pour out the vials of His
scorn upon thine head from on High in the sight of all the multitudes.

On Wed, 8 May 2024 at 14:44, Terry Sweetser <terry.sweetser at apnic.net>
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