<div dir="ltr">brilliant.<div><br></div><div><img src="https://media.giphy.com/media/tBb19fgUbbUVCNji0iA/giphy.gif" width="538" height="438"><br><br></div></div><div class="gmail_extra"><br><div class="gmail_quote">On Tue, Mar 1, 2016 at 10:43 AM, Richard Archer <span dir="ltr"><<a href="mailto:rha@juggernaut.com.au" target="_blank">rha@juggernaut.com.au</a>></span> wrote:<br><blockquote class="gmail_quote" style="margin:0 0 0 .8ex;border-left:1px #ccc solid;padding-left:1ex"><u></u>

  
    
  
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    Dear Jared,<br>
    <br>
    I am writing to apply for the position of Cleaner - Data Centre as
    recently advertised on the AusNOG mailing list.<br>
    <br>
    I have extensive experience in Data Centre operations and appreciate
    the special requirements when cleaning around sensitive equipment. I
    will never mop the top of racks again. I am keenly aware that vacuum
    cleaners should not be plugged in to the red power points, and that
    it is rarely appropriate to unplug servers to make space for
    cleaning equipment. I have a well-practiced eye for detail, and can
    usually re-insert dislodged patch leads back into the correct port.<br>
    <br>
    I can also program in PHP, With my extensive cleaning experience, my
    code is clean and well polished. My hands are strong from manual
    labour, so I am sure I will have a firm grasp on the language.<br>
    <br>
    I would appreciate the opportunity to discuss this position with
    you, to describe how my unique set of skills and attributes would be
    an asset to your organisation and how I would excel in this role.<br>
    <br>
    Yours sincerely,<br>
    <br>
    Richard Archer.<div><div class="h5"><br>
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    On 1/03/16 10:15 AM, Jared Hirst wrote:
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        <div class="gmail_default" style="font-family:trebuchet ms,sans-serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)">Yeah, relevant to the
          list... as if there is that many PHP developers on the Network
          Operators list?</div>
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        <div class="gmail_default" style="font-family:trebuchet ms,sans-serif;color:rgb(0,0,0)">It would be like me
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                Given the controversy the most recent listing gathered
                and a moderator's subsequent response, it was believed
                to be perfectly acceptable.<br>
                <br>
                Quoting David Hughes from the 23rd of February:<br>
                "[...]posting a job ad to the list may be of value to
                some list members[...]"<br>
                <br>
                If this has changed, I am of course open to feedback.<br>
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                Regards,<br>
                <pre cols="72"><span>Luke Thompson
Systems Administrator

P: <a href="tel:1800%20838%20505" value="+611800838505" target="_blank">1800 838 505</a>
M: <a href="tel:0420%20320%20930" value="+61420320930" target="_blank">0420 320 930</a>
W: <a href="https://www.inksystems.com.au" target="_blank">https://www.inksystems.com.au</a></span>

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                    <div>On 1/03/2016 9:42 AM, Jared Hirst wrote:<br>
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                    <div>Since when was this a job board?
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                      <div>I have a need for a developer too? But this
                        is a network operations list not a job list.
                        I've posted by job needs on seek.<br>
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                        On Tuesday, 1 March 2016, Luke Thompson <<a href="mailto:luke.thompson@inksystems.com.au" target="_blank">luke.thompson@inksystems.com.au</a>>

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                            <div>Hi all,</div>
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                            <div>Due to medical issues with our previous
                              developer, we're in need of a talented and
                              experienced PHP developer. </div>
                            <div><br>
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                            <div>We've a project coming up and require
                              someone with a firm grasp on the language,
                              no issues meeting deadlines and a love for
                              clean, correct and commented code. </div>
                            <div><br>
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                            <div>Source control experience always
                              beneficial. </div>
                            <div><br>
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                            <div>Please send interest through off-list;
                              thank you. </div>
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                            <div>Regards,<br>
                              <br>
                              <span style="background-color:rgba(255,255,255,0);font-size:13pt">Luke
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                                  <div style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px none;line-height:inherit;vertical-align:baseline"><span style="background-color:rgba(255,255,255,0)">Systems
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                                  <div style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px none;line-height:inherit;vertical-align:baseline"><span style="background-color:rgba(255,255,255,0)">P: <a href="tel:1800%20838%20505" value="+611800838505" target="_blank">1800 838 505</a></span></div>
                                  <div style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px none;line-height:inherit;vertical-align:baseline"><span style="background-color:rgba(255,255,255,0)">M: <a href="tel:0420%20320%20930" value="+61420320930" target="_blank">0420 320 930</a></span></div>
                                  <div style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px none;line-height:inherit;vertical-align:baseline"><span style="background-color:rgba(255,255,255,0)">W: <a href="https://www.inksystems.com.au" target="_blank">https://www.inksystems.com.au</a></span></div>
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