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<p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
color:#1F497D'>Best one we always used to do to juniors, was take them out on a
phone system installation or somewhere that required patching (or that we could
make require patching)... Then get them to “hold these two bare telephone cables
and be a  “marker”, and tell them “don’t drop them or lose them no matter what
happens”. Then the rest of the boys would head into the other room and call
that phone line or extension... Was a great prank. Till one of the juniors
packed a sad and called in Workplace Safety... Boo!<o:p></o:p></span></p>

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<p class=MsoNormal><span lang=EN-US style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
color:#1F497D'>Dan<o:p></o:p></span></p>

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<p class=MsoNormal><b><span lang=EN-US style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:
"Tahoma","sans-serif"'>From:</span></b><span lang=EN-US style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:"Tahoma","sans-serif"'> ausnog-bounces@lists.ausnog.net
[mailto:ausnog-bounces@lists.ausnog.net] <b>On Behalf Of </b>Jacob Gardiner<br>
<b>Sent:</b> Monday, 5 July 2010 10:27 AM<br>
<b>To:</b> Skeeve Stevens<br>
<b>Cc:</b> ausnog@ausnog.net<br>
<b>Subject:</b> Re: [AusNOG] Anyone else experiencing high latency, low speeds
through internode?<o:p></o:p></span></p>

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<p class=MsoNormal>I'd like to hear more of these induction ceremonies. <o:p></o:p></p>

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<p class=MsoNormal>Any funny junior stories floating around?<o:p></o:p></p>

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<p class=MsoNormal><o:p> </o:p></p>

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<p class=MsoNormal>JG<o:p></o:p></p>

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<p class=MsoNormal>On 05/07/2010, at 10:21 AM, Skeeve Stevens wrote:<o:p></o:p></p>

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<p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";
color:#1F497D'>Indeed... all part of the initiation to the industry.</span><o:p></o:p></p>

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<p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";
color:#1F497D'>...Skeeve</span><o:p></o:p></p>

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color:#002060'>--</span><o:p></o:p></p>

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<p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";
color:#002060'>Skeeve Stevens, CEO/Technical Director</span><o:p></o:p></p>

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<p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";
color:#002060'>eintellego Pty Ltd - The Networking Specialists</span><o:p></o:p></p>

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<p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";
color:#002060'><a href="mailto:skeeve@eintellego.net">skeeve@eintellego.net</a><span
class=apple-converted-space> </span>/<span class=apple-converted-space> </span><a
href="http://www.eintellego.net">www.eintellego.net</a></span><o:p></o:p></p>

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<p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";
color:#002060'>Phone: 1300 753 383, Fax: (+612) 8572 9954</span><o:p></o:p></p>

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color:#002060'>Cell +61 (0)414 753 383 /<span class=apple-converted-space> </span><a
href="skype://skeeve">skype://skeeve</a></span><o:p></o:p></p>

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color:#002060'><a href="http://www.linkedin.com/in/skeeve">www.linkedin.com/in/skeeve</a><span
class=apple-converted-space> </span>;<span class=apple-converted-space> </span><a
href="http://facebook.com/eintellego">facebook.com/eintellego</a></span><o:p></o:p></p>

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color:#002060'>NOC, NOC, who's there?</span><o:p></o:p></p>

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<p class=MsoNormal><b><span lang=EN-US style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:
"Tahoma","sans-serif"'>From:</span></b><span class=apple-converted-space><span
lang=EN-US style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Tahoma","sans-serif"'> </span></span><span
lang=EN-US style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Tahoma","sans-serif"'><a
href="mailto:ausnog-bounces@lists.ausnog.net">ausnog-bounces@lists.ausnog.net</a><span
class=apple-converted-space> </span>[mailto:ausnog-bounces@lists.ausnog.net]<span
class=apple-converted-space> </span><b>On Behalf Of<span
class=apple-converted-space> </span></b>Daniel Hooper<br>
<b>Sent:</b><span class=apple-converted-space> </span>Monday, 5 July 2010
10:16 AM<br>
<b>To:</b><span class=apple-converted-space> </span><a
href="mailto:ausnog@ausnog.net">ausnog@ausnog.net</a><br>
<b>Subject:</b><span class=apple-converted-space> </span>Re: [AusNOG]
Anyone else experiencing high latency, low speeds through internode?</span><o:p></o:p></p>

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<p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";
color:#1F497D'>And part of every junior tech/network engineers training is to
cop a good flaming on a few mailing list.</span><o:p></o:p></p>

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<p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";
color:#1F497D'>-Dan</span><o:p></o:p></p>

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<p class=MsoNormal style='text-align:justify'><b><span style='font-size:9.0pt;
font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#373466'>Jacob Gardiner</span></b><span
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