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color=#0000ff size=2>It was this sort of confusion that led me to invent the
rrr!</FONT></SPAN></DIV>
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<H1>The RRR</H1></CENTER><BR><BR>Given the current concerns with security on the
WWW (World Wide Web), we have decided to here at YAAARRR to migrate our site to
the much safer and superior 'RRR' which stands for Really Redundant
Replacement™.<BR><BR><BR><BR>This affords us many advantages over
traditional sites on the WWW namely :-<BR><BR><BR><BR>
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<LI>R always comes before W in the alphabet thus ensuring we are always at the
top of search results and the like.<BR>
<LI>It takes less time to type rrr than www, because using a QWERTY keyboard;
you are likely to use your index finger, rather than your ring finger. Studies
have shown that your index finger is up to 9% faster than your ring finger –
this saves out customer’s valuable time.<BR>
<LI>It takes less time to say rrr – pronounced Arrrrrrr. Than www ( pronounced
Double You, Double You, Double You) incidentally it takes longer to say the
abbreviated www than it does to say World Wide Web. – Again this saves our
customers time.<BR>
<LI>By not relying so heavily on the w key, we place less wear and tear on our
keyboards, thus saving our customers money. <BR>
<LI>All current browsers, including Google’s new Chrome Browser are compatible
with the rrrr.<BR></LI></UL><BR><BR><BR>To reach our site simply type
rrr.yaaarrr.com in a browser – of course www will continue to work for people
using legacy technology. </SPAN></DIV><BR>
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